To me, the argument against Devin Hester is basically: Returners aren’t a big enough part of the game to warrant HOF consideration.
Because he’s the undisputed GOAT of the return game. So the haters should just say that no matter how good you were at returning, you won’t get in the Hall of Fame.
I’m not saying I believe that, I don’t. But that’s the argument against.
See, why is that his nickname?
He’s so damn consistent. Like your Grandfather’s Buick he’s had since before the war that still fires up and purrs like a kitten.
Can we call him Buick Harrison?
Off-Topic, but does our punter sort of suck? I feel like our punter is kinda shitty.
If we do polls, can we ignore the final option where you click through to see the results? It always dicks up the percentages and makes the poll meaningless.
Right now, Poles is the JAG (just a guy) equivalent for a GM. He STILL hasn’t solved the center problem. And the dude used to be an Offensive Lineman.
If we have to cut bait with him to get Harbaugh, I say have at it. He’s the equivalent of the slightly chubby girl you take to prom because she has a nice smile and you don’t have a better option. That’s about it.
Can one of you fancy computer nerds AI Photoshop a video of MHJ in a gas mask bong? That’d be a great thing to have in our back pocket if we need him to fall to our second pick!
I mean shit, on the punt return, the gunner DID get there right after he caught it. He just whiffed on the tackle.
I haven’t seen anything that’d tell me that Velus wouldn’t have done the exact same thing.
Josh Allen is an example I think here.
He seemed to me to be a guy that had the measurables and made all the right reads. Just had bad mechanics and couldn’t throw it accurately. But once he got that figured out, he’s a pro-bowler and on the cover of Madden.
Tyroil Smoochies Wallace
When he was on the Vikings, wasn’t Brett Favre out for a few days, and then on gameday he magically felt better and played against us? lol
Haha then the Gringos got the final word in by forcing the native’s to change their name because white people found it offensive!