While making I came across this “concept”
Gotta respect the effort they put into this shitpost
People in Chicago have been doing this since the 1970s.
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fall me now!
You told the penguin you’d go see her when you got out
Hey look - disco pants and haircuts
This place has got everything!
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year
Absolutely love that movie. Not only is it hilarious, but the car chase scenes are just epic
“This place has got everything!”
Do you have a Miss Piggy?
You’ll never reach the top shelf ranch in a truck that short.
No guns or freedom?
I agree. There should be Trump’s face over an American flag painted on the side of that truck, and a pile of guns in the back. Otherwise you barely know it’s 'murkkka
Well a truck like that is either uncommon or illegal in most parts of the world outside of USA
Well yeah, most parts don’t have that kinda freedom. Freedom for children to die in schools. Freedom to have a lethal standoff whenever you want. Such freedom.
Illegal? I’m surprised I haven’t seen an ad proclaiming that tbh.
Nah, let’s let that fat old fuck fall into obscurity
MuRKKA? Soviet America.
(kkk)
Unrealistically small
Unless these jars are America-sized.
Without the smoke stack I’m used to seeing this looks almost restrained for an American truck
This post: over-the-top satire of Americans
The comments: oh god no don’t give them any ideas
Yeah that sounds about right for America
Not enough Ranch or BBQ sauce
…but otherwise accurate
As an American myself, I can confirm this is how we go to the store.
Don’t worry, this idea is in the works
In the works? It is well established.
I’ve seen a few of these drive up convenience stores pop up. They never seem to last.
That was the weirdest thing I learned while spending time in Ohio. Finding out that you could go to a place that looked like a car wash except it sold beer.
Tobaccy ain’t no beverage.
Yeah we got one of those in Cali.
No guns? No stars and stripes paintjob? No opened cans of shitty Budweiser rip-off (extremely sarcastic quotes) “beer”? Dunno, seems fake
Where’s muh bbq sauce and 24 pack of hot dogs
Is the truck small or are the shelves huge?
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That’s actually a thing. https://brewthru.com/
Americans going camping
