Thanks. I will definitely do that, but my hair is crazy. I have to shave like once every 3 months.

I guess it depends on the song. Like sometimes you are cool with it and sometimes that song that brought tears to your eyes is suddenly a lot less poignant to you.

I’ve been to doctor’s offices where the people at the front desk making appointment and stuff are required to wear scrubs.

Imagine an American Cincinnatus.

James K. Polk? Other than that…

Finding out it’s really stupid can be worse. “Oh, this beautiful song is about how the chick in the bikini has amazing tits? Great.”

I don’t want to think about what might be worse. We’re talking about my teenage daughter here. If it was just gross stuff coming off of me and my wife’s body…

Oh probably, but it’s the pubes I think about.

I don’t like thinking about the fact that I’m having to clean up my kid’s pubes.

Despite the reputation of the song, the lyrics are a little bit cryptic.

I honestly do not know what the lyrics mean in English and I’m honestly fine with that. In fact, if I find out, I might not like it as much. That’s happened to me before.

It’s not hard. Just petition to rejoin the EU. Brexit was based on lies.

Not long enough. Should be exponentially more just in case we discover a way to massively increase the human lifespan.

I mean if you think about it- there’s also pubes there.

Jesus. Obvs.

Aw. Grandpa. He was also in Bride of the Monster. He was missing his index finger.

It’s an ever-occurring rapture. People stop being alive all the time.

I’m waiting for Trump to complain about how Republicans don’t support Trump and how if you’re a Trump voter, you’re no Republican.

Yeah, I generally am not a fan, but they did good this time.

I know I’m in a tiny minority, but I wish I had gone bald. I hate getting haircuts and I just shave it all off when it gets unmanageable.

As a father of a girl who inherited my both curly and wavy hair that refuses to ever get a haircut, a hair trap in the shower is a godsend.

And cleaning it out is gross.

Well that was a pretty stupid thing to urge considering it’s been so successful.