Unless he’s wearing blue, as god intended.
Or white, as god intended.
Or dressed as a female Garudo, as god intended…
Unless he’s wearing blue, as god intended.
Or white, as god intended.
Or dressed as a female Garudo, as god intended…


herk herk HERK herk


Oh, that’s terrifying.
“Please abUUUUUse me, Princess!”
“We made ten digit profits! Zero is a digit.”


Old copper is like Kodak film stock. The past was more future-proof than the present is.


“So?”
“So, war elephants are tropical. This is temperate zone.”
“Father, I found a McDonald’s with a working ice cream machine.”
“Boromir would have gone to one with a broken machine and fixed it for them.”


That’s One Punch Doctor. He didn’t graduate medical school to be called Man.
I need a worm in bowler hat going to work in his space ship.


Trying to find the book that activates the secret door.

Is that the Hall of Presidents anamatronic?


Wasn’t there one convention that was turning people away for smelling too bad?


“Just fuck my shit up.”

Tried finding that comic and failed.
regional shows up
“Is that… bacon I smell?”


Oh! I thought this was a game. Excellent.

I’m just gonna say that as a child I kept eating ice cream until it stopped making me sick.
Because it’s fucking ice cream!
That’s not controversial. And “finally” implies anyone was waiting for it.