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I’m pretty sure 36 cans of Red Bull would kill you. Humans can’t handle that much caffeine.
Can’t find the Death by Caffeine site (or they changed it) any more, but this one says 5 Red Bulls max per day for a 175lb person.
Fake. 36 red bulls would literally kill a horse, let alone a human, even if they weighed as much as a horse.
Horses die from the dumbest shit tho
Nah … The info is not 100% conclusive but it’s a huge risk to say the least. Still, there is more that does not add up. 36 can’s equals 9 Liters (304 US ounce) of red bull … Try washing down 9 Liters of a super sugary (lightly-) carbonated drink.
The sugar could kill you in the long term, but I think here it’s the caffeine you should worry about.
The LD50 for caffeine in humans is 150-200mg/kg, so if you weighed only 36kg, that ain’t enough caffeine to kill you.
Go ahead and test those numbers yourself. Report back to us how 20 grams of caffeine goes.
Meanwhile, those of us that live in reality… https://youtu.be/wj_AOzSSDMM
Professional wankers switch hands every five minutes. It helps to rest each arm each session.
That’s a gooner move, resets the clock so you can go longer
haha pump
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there’s a whole train of women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
y’all should try to break the record.
“…after the previous holder died from his last attempt.”
He died doing what he loved…
…Himself
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
Imagine the smell 🤢
Pineappley?
Cummy
Funky cheese, relevant username
2 short of true headline greatness.
That’s one jerk every 9 minutes.
I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
Their dick probably didn’t look much better. Even with lube that’s gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
This pumpkin looks how I feel
I can’t find the news article, so this might be fake. But I did find this.
don’t they send someone over to watch you break the record
Not just one but a bunch of nuts cum over.
Did not know you could die doing that…
You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.
I know a challenging fap when I see one
How do they measure an orgasm?
Multiple judges must be present and observing closely. They are experts in distinguishing moans
