Aww, come on! Gina wrote a poem!

Aww, is Trumpy having a widdle tantrum that the Exxon CEO isn’t kissing his ring? Poor widdle Trumpy!

Same difference.

Should’ve been given a medal. Nobel Peace Prize. Hear that, Trump? A hotel worker deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than you do!

Same way I did; make it up.

Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.

Uh … apparently.

I can’t not believe I can’t believe it’s not butter, but when I do, I believe it.

If she does, can the Nobel Committee rule her prize invalid (and, therefore, Trump’s?)

And the media propagandists who helped foment things.

But they don’t say you can’t draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.

Perhaps he should just kinda … go there. Meet with the heads of the cartels personally. Have an informal dialogue. Just him, and Vance, and Hegseth, and Noem …

How pathetic is he that he’d see such a thing as ‘earning’ a Nobel Peace Prize? I mean, we know he’s pathetic. But this just takes the sad little man thing to a whole new level!

This.

Trump’s not known for his restraint. Or for thinking things through.

ICE are shooting people in the face yesterday, running people over today. Each day it gets just a little worse. The frog has well and truly boiled. He’s just waiting until a little closer to the mid-terms to enact martial law, but he’ll do it earlier if necessary.

There’s no scenario where he doesn’t. None.

100 million puny bald men. Jesus.

In Australia, such things are called NIMBYism. “Not in My Back Yard”. NIMBYs are happy for XYZ (public housing, injecting rooms, prisons, waste disposal, military barracks, etc), but not where they have to be aware of it.

Yeah, I wouldn’t trust ICE agents anywhere near a school, either.

Donny. Donny, using the military would be an act of war, Donny. It would make the US the bad guys, Donny. You don’t want to tarnish that sterling legacy of yours, do you?

Oh, wait.

Looks like after all that time with his face buried in Trump’s arse, it stayed like that.

Or a five year old girl.

A lot of his fondlerbots on Twitter posted about how wonderful it was, but that’s what he bought them for.