I did that once.

I find a basic tomato sauce boring. My sauce is like an onion and tomato jam with cream.

As a reminder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgYMFtxUUw

So I am Jesus?

A little over. Did You remember to drink 3 shots to celebrate?

Neither one of them looks like Lindsay Lohan.

Another one.

For millennials it’s that scene in “Not another teen movie” where Chris Evans comes out dressed in only whipped cream.

And do not, under any circumstances, take a job that involves night shifts. This shit should be illegal.

There was a cable like that in my high school physics classroom. It connected 2 sockets in the wall above the blackboard. I don’t know if it had a use, it might have been a joke but nobody ever thought to ask.

Americans will say the dumbest shit to protect their guns. Having sex and owning a gun are 2 different things. Only one of them is a biological need.

Running is a sport. Swimming is a sport. Football is a sport. Hunting is a game at best. For mentally unwell people.

Dude. Forklifts are useful.

1: Don’t have a gun.

The only rule You really need.

I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

An ad about what? Is this real? Creators of true crime documentaries can’t say “rape” or “murder” for fear of being demonetized but they show ads like this?

Once in a while, You use someone else’s device, go on YouTube and see 2 minutes of ads before a video and wonder “how can somebody live like this?”

Me too. Sometimes I hold it in through the weekend.

Ocean Man by Ween

YouTube is bleeding through.