The government “Requires” a license to broadcast radio, “requires” a license to get married, “requires” a license to drive. What’s next, “requiring” a license to get get fucked in the ass in the morning? [Libertarian cheering]
I think government has a responsibility to protect us from individuals who would to do us harm. In that context, a licence to be a bottom? In that context I’d like to see some competency from someone before I fuck them in the ass [BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO] Hey, as governor of new mexico I supported a lot of LGBT rights!
It’s OK. It turns out my partner was keeping one on my behalf. They just didn’t tell me about it. I recommend checking with them if you have such person.
Wait, you need a license?
Uh oh
Stop right there, criminal scum! You’ve violated the law!
Oh noooooo, don’t punish meeeeee! :3
Not without your license we won’t!
Nooooooooo…. I was a bad girl and lost it! I’m sure I can find it! Pleeeeease…. 🥺
Did you find it? :3
OwO
Good girl!
No punishment for you :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcllE7fx8-I
Alternate joke :
Only insofar as you need to drop something so… you know.
It’s OK. It turns out my partner was keeping one on my behalf. They just didn’t tell me about it. I recommend checking with them if you have such person.