I swear I’m not Jessica

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Cake day: October 30th, 2024

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  • I still don’t know how it became a trans thing. The first time I heard of them was from a picture where a bunch of young dudes went to ikea for the shark. Next thing you know, blahaj was a trans hero. Is it related to that goofy “left shark” from the Super Bowl? Is it because blue sharks have enjoyed a nearly subliminal existence in media, impossible to trademark or and usually not the center of attention, yet always stealing the audience’s hearts and minds?

    At least we have positive associations with sharks now. They really are adorable <3



  • There is no safety. No matter how wealthy you are, your house can be destroyed. No matter how much you diversify your portfolio, the economy could crash and send you back to square one. No matter what private army you pay, forces beyond your control can crush you like a bug.

    Humans do not rule the world, and under capitalism, we don’t even rule ourselves. We’re ruled by profit motives more than any rich individual. No matter how much Musk or Trump try to play king, they’re merely mortals riding the wave of economics and politics. We have no real gods, only chaos; no real masters, only thugs and bullies


  • I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:

    He’s making a list

    writes down names in a lil black book

    He’s checking it twice!

    hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod

    He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice!

    criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores

    Santa Clause is coming to town!

    godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day