They could’ve shortened it to YADA YADA.

That’s not a pie, it’s a cheesecake!

Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week.

Bottom right = pedo?

No peace, only war!

God forbid they buy a deboner and have to go to the ER for an unrelated issue.

God forbid a person gets a boner lasting over four hours and has to visit the emergency room.

We don’t like cronyism. We like nepotism.

Either way, he’s getting a face full of pussy tonight.

I sure am glad nobody I know prefers personality.

This double standard. A lady can go out in a see-through bra and get a date. A man does it and he’s called crazy!

Ninetails tricked me and now I’m an eevee!

I mean, who didn’t? Can any of you really say you haven’t eaten a child? It had immigrant parents, so it’s fine.

No, that would be OP.

Happy cake day and anniversary!

I want a divorce.

a researcher could purchase professional insurance that would handle those claims.

And just like that, you’ve invented a new business idea.

The Captain’s new clothes

The computer called me a bitch. Euphoria!

Is anyone gonna mention that the captain’s uniform is painted on? No?