• Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    3 hours ago

    I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”

    Watch is ego implode.

  • NutWrench@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?

  • ObjectivityIncarnate@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Pretty rude to sit down next to someone who is already seated and then tell them to leave, don’t you think? lol

    Edit: Phew, lots of weird fantasizing going on in this thread, lol

  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 hours ago

    I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).

    (this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)

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      4 hours ago

      Hes desperate for attention, hed love you to talk to him.

      Probably not so much once the awkward questions started, though.

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    5 hours ago

    You already know. You don’t even have to ask. You know exactly what any one of us on this site would do to Elon Musk or Donald Trump behind closed doors, and you know without even thinking about it for a second.

    …whatever it may be.

  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    “It’s obvious you’re just mad that your daughter is trans and that Grimes left you, everyone can tell”

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      6 hours ago

      I know we’re not supposed to invite violence. So this is pure satire ;-)

      huh, I guess that your pericardium isn’t stab proof. Who would have thunk?