This tracks based on what I assume the training data said women would do in that situation

Meanwhile I’ve known enough rural queer women to know you may have to ride in the jankiest self upgraded pickup you ever saw in order to get laid as a lesbian in some parts of this country. And yes, they will mock short bed trucks

By numbers straight women, by numbers per capita gay men

No those are just porn

I checked the source and was scared because why does a legitimate news source also do satire‽ We’re past the point where obviously ridiculous things are obviously not true

Yeah it feels good in large part because we know how awful puberty can be. That being said, when I started hrt I did notice myself getting into stupid emotional fights with my mom (I lived at home at the time)

That and they brought the Mariners to the world series

I’ve never found that authors who prioritize speed at the cost of everything else are worth reading

As someone who’s done it for fun and dated people who’ve done it for money. Yeah I stick to amateurs for a reason. It’s great to pay sex workers, but amateurs have a certain vibe. It’s one where I know you’re having fun because that’s the only reason you’re doing this

I’ve tried to get back into binding of Isaac. I love it still, but I can’t get into it like I once did. I spent probably a solid 3-4 years playing little but it and civ, and it’s not like I wasn’t gaming much, I was a shut in using rounds of boi as my reward for steps in homework. I’d say at least 600 of my logged hours were already playing it.

I think it’s largely that I’ve fallen out of it and already passed my skill peak but still know enough to not be excited to find new things. 11 years ago I was 20, disassociating, single, and didn’t really have any friends in college yet. I had all the reflexes I’d ever have, the most free time until retirement outside unemployment (and even then, I exercise, socialize, and spend a lot of time with my wife even when unemployed now), and the energy to throw myself deep into a game that I could just lose myself in. These days gaming is a few competitive hours after work or a Saturday.

He regularly wears hats

If Newsom came 30 years later he’d declare Donald Trump day

Oh yay, I really enjoyed the pilot

I’ll only use browsers your security won’t allow me to use

Millennials are increasingly middle aged. Why are we being shamed for taking things for gut health and eating cheap food meant for families. For fucks sake I’m 31 and my gut isn’t what it once was.

Yeah, I have to get drug tested a lot in my career and have an Adderall prescription. Firstly only one employer has even attempted to drug test me themselves because what they need is to know anything I test positive for is prescribed. Secondly that one that bucked the wisdom of others (it was a job placement agency) fucked up royally by kicking me out as I tried telling them that legally since I can prove I have a prescription for it they can’t reject me for it (this is why most don’t want to know, it opens liabilities). In their parking lot I reported them to the EEOC who declined to sue, but told me I had a case and I was allowed to. No justice here though, I’d gotten a different job by then and didn’t care enough to sue for a job I never wanted

Wait, trying to remove nicotine‽ I may have only smoked a few times, but isn’t that the part that you smoke to get?

Avoiding anything valentiney. I’m happily married, she just has bad memories of the day and we both hate crowds and are cheap asses. We’d rather celebrate our relationship a month later on the anniversary of our first date

Yeah the Kahns were thoroughly medieval as were the vikings and the huns.

Listen, some of us are trying to stay sane