Musk isn’t a natural born citizen of the US and therefore can’t be President or VP

Everett is a fan of the concept of severance

TIL all the Narnia kids except Susan die in a train crash, tf??

Anarchy chess is gonna have fun with this one

Damn he stepped into that one

Los Angeles? Pretty confident none of their big races are gonna be turned by this

That is the ugliest damn cat

But that’s the thing we need to work to determine which brands don’t do this and give them business not just resign that they all do it

I’m engaged in your comment

The carpet in the bathroom is the bigger problem

Geeze I always thought Everett was an old man but even the babies look like old men so I guess he’s new father age???

1. Aetna CVS Caremark
2. Cigna Express Scripts
3. fucking ticketmaster
4. Google
5. Kroger (and they want to merge AGAIN?)

Let’s start here for now

I was gonna say deny him status (or otherwise be unfair)

Love how there doesn’t even appear to be a baseman threatening to get him out

I’m so thankful with this latest SLAMMING he clearly has no shot of winning.

“considering job hunting”

That robot DROID voice was creepy hahaha

TIL doff is the opposite of don

If Harris wins MI WI PA but loses AZ NV NC GA, that Omaha district is her 270th electoral vote.

Cause 269-269 is probably a win for Trump. So this could matter quite a bit.