Dr. Bronner’s magic soap label
I’m middle aged and I’m still only half way through that saga
I still have my OG gameboy w/ Tetris near the toilet
Take a book with you…or start reading the backs of the cleaning products under the sink
you stare at a wall.
Try it next time.
Just rawdogging reality.
yeah, pretty sure that’s how human life works.
Not if you do it right
Not me. Im on copious amounts of drugs that blur reality.
We didn’t have to poop back then. The act of pooping was invented by Larry Smartphone, who also happened to invent the smartphone. They were released together originally as a bundle but everyone has both nowadays anyways and you can mix and match.
My grandparents had like a basket full of magazines, comic books, etc beside the toilet. It was pretty good. They often buy weekly reader’s digest and stuff like that. So it was usually new every time we visit.
What else were you supposed to do on the bus ride home?
Kids these days dont even know about disassociating lmao
Nah they do. You see it in lecture halls and speaking events.
I had a basket full of comics in the bathroom. I would get stuck there for hours sometimes
Magazines, books, reading the backs of products, and sometimes people would even use a mirror or two to watch TV on the shitter.
I used to find some neat patterns in the wood grain on the back of the bathroom door.
Classic. There’s the pattern in some ceiling finishes too.
Wash, rinse, repeat. List of ingredients. Wash rinse repeat
Mad magazine, Nat Geo, or if all else fails, back of the shampoo bottle.
maintain eye contact with yourself in the mirrored shower door.
We read a book or sat in silence with our thoughts. Most great ideas were created on the toilet.
Ewww, reading words from a dead tree? Gross.
I was lucky enough to grow up through the gameboy–>DS era so I’ve always been covered
We read the backs of shampoo bottles.
I fully educated myself about tampon insertion and toxic shock syndrome during trips to the bathroom.
I got a degree in chemical engineering at Poop U.
We were much more use to undistracted time