“I swear this 6-year-old looking character is really 21, officer”

The definition of Fascist isn’t “anyone I don’t like”. Stop diluting the meaning.

trying to control governments. … unequal representation

He’s a capitalist.

If you have a good life, and you’re fine with loads of your neighbors not having a good life, you’re a psychopath.

I promise you, if you’re American, there are people struggling to find their next meal less than a fifteen minute drive from your door.

COME ON BROS WE’RE GOING TO A CAFE INSTEAD!!! GRAB YER HOGS!!1!

Oh, yeah. Jerks abuse proper terminology. That drives me mad

That bothers me too. It’s the business equivalent of " do what I say. I don’t want to have to help. Go fuck yourself"

I love your ideas. Where can I sign up for your newsletter?

You ARE responsible for your own happiness.

Sometimes that means leaving the relationship because your partner doesn’t do things that help you accomplish that goal, or actively hinders it.

But no one can MAKE you happy. They can only provide an environment that helps it be easier.

they don’t learn how to regulate their emotions.

I don’t believe there’s causation. Kids learn to regulate their emotions from their parents, with or without tablets.

There are plenty of people with no regulation and no tablets. And plenty of well regulated kids with tablets.

Point is, it’s a parent problem, not a technology one. Though it’s very possible that shitty parents would use tablets as a pacifier. But they could also use TV, or sticking the kids outside all day, or anything else.

I wish it was more granular and that they used a hash for IMEI. I’d happily share an IMEI unique hash. I’m not letting it make calls.

This is why we’ll never see elder scrolls 6

I’m sorry your dad taught you that this was appropriate. That sounds rough…

While I’m sure you appreciate the “lessons in Independence” that you learned, there are ways to learn those lessons without being effectively abandoned. I wouldn’t recommend applying that approach with any kids you eventually have.

Minimum wage? I bet it was stupidly low back then. Probably like $7.25

Your problems aren’t unique. But that 3% is fuckin weird.

If you’re not cringe about your spouse you’re missing out.

It’s almost like those in power make the laws that are used to elect those in power 🤔

I’m not a racist, but seven doesn’t feel like a prime number.

Honestly… It’s not even the sketchiest business model out there.

People with an EpiPen and a need for $1m