The 1kg Vegemite jar that was hand down to my by my father, and I hope to someday pass it down to my children when they are worthy
The 1kg Vegemite jar that was hand down to my by my father, and I hope to someday pass it down to my children when they are worthy
Best I can do is $20
I’ll get a new lettuce
Next letter will just say “Hammer time”
They just don’t build fortresses like this any more.
Fire is never friendly
I drive a van, and it’s full of tools, food, and miscellanea. You want an ice cold lemonade? Here you go. Pruning saw? Better take these gloves too. Any gague of fishhook in particular? Protein bar? No worries. Deodorant? Keep it, I have others. Hammer drill? Why don’t you just put your feet up in this camp chair, choose a book from the library, and let me do it for you. I’ll just fetch my steel cap boots and work coat first.
I would sell my cat for a bag of pretzels.
I don’t see the problem, it will be just like the days of company towns, except way bigger, they will control the banks, hospitals, prisons and military, and you cannot leave unless they let you!
When yuo type more words than the Russian farm troll, the troll wins.
It’s a typo. It’s supposed to say backupanda.
The Backupanda is a small black and white Chinese mammal that’s is unaware of the concept of procreation.
Or it presupposes existing knowledge or configuration.
Sounds like just guys being dudes, if you ask me!
They don’t hold the spear in its balance point, but close to one end. That puts a lot of pressure on the front fulcrum hand. Imagine holding a 2x4 by the last 2 feet of one end. It’s easier to hold it pointing up than it is to hold it pointing horizontal.
Same deal with jousting lances. Jousters only lower the lance as they are about to strike the target.
Also if your in the back rank, you might stab your friend in the front rank in the bum by accident. This sort of behaviour needs to wait until after the battle is won and there is a post-battle piss-up where you might accidentally kiss your bros just a lil bit, unless…
You can take the company out of the pirate ship, but you can’t take the pirate ship out of the company
“It seems the cat-burgular was caught by the very person who was trying to catch him! How ironic!”
Bruh I lived and breathed silent hill
Stealing wine is a mugs game. Stealing the wine trees right out of the ground is where it’s at. Infinite wine glitch!