The Secret Service doesn’t have a plan. Most inmates sleep in dorms. There’s also no Diet Coke.
    • @psychothumbs@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      34•5 months ago

      I was getting a little choked up just thinking about it while reading the description of a day in the life at prison in this article and imagining Trump being subjected to it.

      • @lennybird@lemmy.worldEnglish
        24•5 months ago

        I hope you all join me in a coast-to-coast block party. I sure as shit will be planting a union-made flag (something I never do) in my front yard, playing some music and celebrating out front.

  • DigitalTraveler42English
    45•5 months ago

    6’3"? Lol hell nah he was shorter than Barry O. (6’) and Trump’s lil bitch ass was wearing lifts:

    • Art35ian
      12•5 months ago

      I’m exactly 6’1”, measured barefoot against a wall. I’ve been the same height forever.

      I stood next to a Madame Tussauds wax replica of Trump in Amsterdam and I was easily 2 inches taller than it. I was wearing Connies. It was in lifted healed boots.

      There is no way Trump is 6’3” as he claims. None. On his best day, barefoot, the dude is scraping 6 feet but I’d bet my last dollar he’s closer to 5’11”.

      • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
        9•5 months ago

        While I’m sure the hair was more realistic, I’m not sure Madam Tussauds is the most accurate source for trumps height.

        He’s probably 6’, but only when his diaper is empty and not weighing him down.

        • Art35ian
          5•5 months ago

          I’m pretty sure Madame Tussauds claim to fame is its anatomically correct dimensions of its statues.

    • @SoylentBlake@lemm.eeEnglish
      -9•5 months ago

      Yea I came in to say the same thing. There’s no reality in the entire multiverse thats got Trump, without his heels, over 6ft.

      I know superficially and perhaps subconsciously height garners respect, but theres only one type of guy, and I’ve seen several examples, that just fucking dominate the room. Maybe they got the maxed out rizz stat, idk, but that’s the short king with the tall hottie on his arm, ala Cruise/Kidman. This is all lizard brain stuff, of course, it can be consciously overridden, it’s just usually not. Power dynamics grind as the male to male summation is essentially short circuited, all because shortKing shows up openly prevalidated. And that guy, aware enough to take advantage, is capable of persuading pockets to his goals.

      • DigitalTraveler42English
        6•5 months ago

        Bro it’s just called money and a green card, there’s no rizz about Trump at all.

        • @SoylentBlake@lemm.eeEnglish
          1•5 months ago

          I wasn’t talking about Trump having rizz, thats about the trope. I assumed the Cruise/Kidman exemplifies the dynamic. Melania isnt taller than Trump anyway.

          I brought it up solely to shine a brighter light on Trumps insecurities, sorry if that wasn’t clear.

    • @lennybird@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17•5 months ago

      Right!? I just wrote the same thing. I’m dancing in the street and putting a union-made American flag up.

    • @Snapz@lemmy.world
      2•5 months ago

      If it hasn’t already, American democracy unequivocally fails if he doesn’t go to jail.

      First in spirit, as an insurrectionist is allowed to even run for president in the actual general election as a free man, for control of the country he attempted to incite inept goons to overthrew. And then systems tangibly collapses if he actually wins.

      And then MAYBE it gets challenged and fails if he does go to jail and his cultists freak out for daddy and the churches all start handing out pipe bombs to their parishioners.

      One’s a certainty though, the other is a big maybe depending on them competently organizing and firmly crossing that line, which they’ll haven’t yet, in actual numbers.

  • billwashereEnglish
    34•5 months ago

    Well first of all, we will need to build a large fire since hell just froze over.

  • @Diplomjodler@feddit.de
    22•5 months ago

    There will be convoys of lifted trucks full of AR-15 waving yokels. They’ll get to a roadblock somewhere on the way to Washington. Most likely they’ll just head back home meekly after being given a talking to. You must remember that these people are all cowards at heart. They only feel strong as part of a mob when they have some easy victims to pick on. Maybe there will be a shootout but it will be over quickly and there’s no doubt about the result.

    • @Snapz@lemmy.world
      2•5 months ago

      Somewhere in this equation, they’ll also start to fight each other after accusing part of their group of being “Seekret Anteefah Spyes!!!” And one or more of them will literally shoot themselves in the foot.

  • ddhEnglish
    18•5 months ago

    I suppose his skin fades back to a pasty white and we see what kind of creature his hair really is

  • nomad
    15•5 months ago

    Priaon for rich people is usually house arrest or low security resort prison. In trumps case I would wager he will get house arrest to mar-a-lago und golf out hia days with all kinds of political friends dropping by all the time kissing his ass.

  • squiblet
    14•5 months ago

    I’m we can’t get that, could we at least get some photos of him without the stupid orange crap on his face? It’s so ridiculous that manly men, salt of the earth, toxic masculinity people who wouldn’t be caught dead with makeup on worship this guy who wouldn’t dream of leaving the house without smearing his face in bronzer.

      • squiblet
        6•5 months ago

        I suppose I’m still haunted by that one photo of him, I think on some golf day, where he looked like a demented elf. It was going around for a while but I had a hard time finding it last time I looked.

  • Flying Squid
    8•5 months ago

    Paywalled, but not only is there no Diet Coke, they don’t even give you a KFC chicken bucket!