balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoGrandpa still got itlemmy.zipimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1740arrow-down19
arrow-up1731arrow-down1imageGrandpa still got itlemmy.zipbalderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·9 months agoArthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-29 months agoCandidly, grandpa tells his story: Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here? He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’ A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months ago“Believe it or not, Your ol’ Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day…”
Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
Candidly, grandpa tells his story:
Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?
He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol
Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’
A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
“Believe it or not, Your ol’ Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day…”