Must go. Waffle. Squarf. Must. Consume.
Sounds like an Interdimensional Cable commercial off Rick and Morty
It sounds to me like a Welcome to Nightvale ad. But similar ideas
Just sent it to my sister who’s a huge wtnv nerd too, with the same kind of comment. Just fits somehow.
My thoughts exactly!
Ahh, the setting of this classic short film: https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ
I didn’t know they made a film out of the story.
Ain’t it awesome‽
They communicate by flapping their meat
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They cash cab guy and Chris from the wire in the same short‽ Insanity!
Senor Cardgage, is that you?
See? Cardgage is so cool, his character intro video probably just cursed us all for life!
I feel like Squarf is a better name…
Or possibly…
IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW
You guys smarmfin’ over here?
Is Waffle Squarf in Azerbaijan or North Korea?
There’s one state, I believe Indiana, where the big chain Waffle House operates under the name Waffle Shoppe. This is because there was already a preexisting mom and pop Waffle House in the area.
Correction: it’s “Waffle and Steak,” and they stopped doing that in 2005.
Yep. I’m from Indiana (I live here again) and we used to go to the Indiana version of the Waffle House and play Risk all night because we were wild and crazy teenagers. It was like Denny’s but scuzzier.
‘Denny’s but scuzzier’ describes Waffle House perfectly
How is that even possible
It’s gone now and these photos don’t do the scuzziness justice, but-
This was the building. It was so shitty, they razed it to the ground when the place closed.
Here’s a picture of the inside which doesn’t show the lack of cleanliness very well.
Also, like every town weirdo ate there for some reason. Which made it good for people watching.
There was a claw machine at the entrance. I kicked ass at that claw machine. I won like 10 stuffed animals to give to my dog to tear into pieces.
EDIT: Also, the fry cook had a Frankenstien’s Monster head. Like he looked like Boris Karloff in the monster make-up except without the bolts. So fucking weird.
Lol I enjoyed this exposé into your local greasy spoon. Here’s to scuzzy diners!
And it’s in an old Pizza Hut restaurant
Right next door to HHGregg. They’re Havaving a Summummer Sale
Someone needs to send that video to George Lucas, king of unnecessary double letters at the end of names.
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The Interdimensional Hole Of Portals has some fierce competition.
L’Shana Haba’ah B’Waffle Squarf!
If Waffle Squarf served us Sandbliches but they were not glistening, it would have been enough.
Da-da da da!
Finally, a good fucking restaurant
Yes I will have some children consumé.