Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

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    11 months ago

    Satan wins again. At this point the Christians have to admit they chose the losing side.

    I mean this God of theirs is shit, can’t even get around satellites, didn’t think humans might beat their cocks raw despite seeing it constantly in Human 1.0 (Chimps), or that they might eat fish on a Tuesday or whatever. Even Jesus was fucking a whore and he was God incarnate.

    Also God invented Cancer.

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      11 months ago

      Jesus fucking a prostitute. I’m interested. Never read the bible so I don’t know about it, but I’m curious.