betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can’t even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·11 months agoLove to make lemonade with more caffeine than Jolt Cola
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months agothey’ve been reducing the caffeine content
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months agoMankind was never meant to be that alert
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months ago
minus-squareLeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoCaffeine hand sanitizer is an interesting idea for a soda, I must say
Love to make lemonade with more caffeine than Jolt Cola
they’ve been reducing the caffeine content
Mankind was never meant to be that alert
Caffeine hand sanitizer is an interesting idea for a soda, I must say