betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can’t even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squareLeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoCaffeine hand sanitizer is an interesting idea for a soda, I must say
Caffeine hand sanitizer is an interesting idea for a soda, I must say