betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can’t even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months agothey’ve been reducing the caffeine content
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months agoMankind was never meant to be that alert
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months ago
they’ve been reducing the caffeine content
Mankind was never meant to be that alert