My take away is that while I can’t eat this wrapper, any other wrappers that do not explicitly tell me not to eat them can and should be eaten.
It doesn’t say the wrapper is inedible, it just says not to eat it. They’re not the boss of me!
And they’re not so big!
Why would there be a warning unless people were eating them? Why would people eat them unless they were delicious? It’s the forbidden fruit all over again.
I must admit your logic is compelling
It possibly has more nutritional value than the burger it held, who knows
Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.
… but why shouldn’t I? It tastes great.
Spot fucking on analysis of the state of humankind
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!
Idiocracy in action.
Weren’t people in 1980 still burning leaded gasoline, flicking lit cigarettes out of car windows, placing kids unprotected in the backs of station wagons, and serving Big Macs in foam containers?
Even if there is a rash of pika in 2023, I’d say we’re still far advanced
Yeah, we all know rock stars taste much better
“wrock stars”
Do not touch
-Willie
Hm, good advice!
“See, because of me, they have a warning now”
