Methinks the dandetato doth protest too much!

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“You don’t have to kill him or anything. Just give him something to think about on the way to surgery” is such a great/pleasantly psychotic line 😄

Most of Stark industries didn’t know about The Dude’s agreement with the terrorists. All of the US knows that their government is arming some of the worst monsters in the world and most oppose it, but the people with the power to do anything about it refuse to listen.

True. Personally I’m overjoyed with just being manservant, cuddle buddy, spectator and ambassador to the internet for her and her sister 😁🥰

I love how the penultimate pic shows off how the murderous, mum-fearing asshole has no chin either 😁

For real, though…

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

True, but the competition is about which state is the worst, not about which one had to work the hardest to overcome advantages in order to suck 😉

Hahn attained Eagle Scout rank shortly after his lab was dismantled

Is one of my favorite sentences ever 😂

Both shitty holes, but Mississippi still retains the crown as the shittiest shithole state.

Chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken?

The paper was not actually published, as Vamplew declined to pay the required US$150 article processing charge

At first I was like “come on! Do it for the bit!”, but then I remembered that, far from having the “make a Broadway sized song and dance number telling mining mogul Bob Murray to eat shit”* money of Last Week Tonight, scientists tend to be less than extravagant in their capital holdings…

What a way to end the season, though! ❤️😂

*which was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics in 2020

Maybe you’re right and the truth is in the middle

The rectangles sure are. They have an untrustworthy look to them, though…

Ceci n’est pas un soupe aux tomates bio.

Nice of them to even wait that long tbf 🤷

This October to save me from Wham I’m opening a can of whoop ass.

In fact, their sales are probably dropping BECAUSE they’re firing all of the people doing the selling and other work that facilitates selling.

Corporations reacting to a subpar quarter with mass layoffs is like a marathon runner reacting to a bad third mile by intentionally spraining their ankle.

She is! SUPER affectionate too! 🥰