You can’t have a town named Waterville and expect it NOT to get massive floods.

If a human can choose how to interpret holy text however they want and there isn’t an immediate response from a diety for interpreting them wrong, the texts must not really matter.

Big if true.

He probably didn’t shoot becaue it is illegal to shoot a gun towards an ex-president.

Damn. When will the amount of vespine gas I have be enough?

I wonder if Sony has a grant program that will allow me to chill at the beach for a year?

Did you know you can put your weed anywhere? Some places have better results but you can still put it there.

Was he in Isreal as a volunteer or a protester? Also, he went to a protest in an active war zone and then is surprised when one side doesn’t check everyone’s nationality before shooting? It isn’t like Hamas cared what everyone’s nationality was before their attack on the music fesitval.

Could you repeat that, Sir?

Just make sure you’re either not driving or somehow learn how to eat without using your mouth.

My opponent has never chainsawed off the head of a dead whale for personal whale anatomy experiments. Do you really want someone without that valuable experience as second in line for the presidency?

I’ll be the first to acknowledge that I’m a moron on this and many other topics but…

This is an environment that doesnt include weather, pedestrians, many other cars, or other obstacles. I feel like my 4 year old Honda could almost manage that. It can follow a lane at a set speed without me actually driving. It can’t manage obstacles or signs or anything like that so it clearly isn’t self driving and I’m not claiming it is. The only hard part would be the intersection between two tunnels but I feel like that part has already pretty much been addressed by Tesla FSD tech.

I’m sure it doesn’t occur to the families that Trump was the one who set the dominos that ultimately led to the bombing.

Maybe he’s trolling them? I’m probably being to generous…

Just watch out for Barbados Slim.

At the infrastructure week was an impressive pile of binders filled with blank paper.

About 5.4.

And if the worm is a Nazi, we haven’t really lost much ground.

To a Republican they are litterally the same thing. Make the government less efficient, use the inefficiency you created to argue that government should be cut because isn’t inefficient. Rinse and repeat.

That is something a lot of people would pay to see.