Hi everyone, kinda new to the Chicago area so im sorry if this is not the right place to post this.

I bought some real estate on the south loop in the off season called " Club Dub ", after being promised it would be a sure thing. No one other than Dan Feeney and his college buds have come through the doors, so im looking for a buyer.

I was assured at time of purchase that this “club dub” property would bring me a heavy passive income, but so far the only other people to walk through the doors on game night have been Russell Wilson ( only drank tap water ) and some old guy called Velus who just rides our stair lift all night.

I rang Halas Hall because Mr Poles assured me he would make use of a DJ, but now no one wants to use him.

Anyway, i’ll do you a good deal for cash, i’ll even throw in the safe that we cant open that Alan Williams left here months ago. DM me, my usual Foreman is off sick. Something about being over worked.

Thanks and god bless.

  • carlton_1972_cool@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Sorry that you got hustled kid.

    Clubs and bars and anything food and beverage are NOT passive investments, you need to physically be on premises (or pay someone you trust to do that) otherwise money is going out the door.

    What about holding it and converting it to something else? Isn’t there a housing shortage

  • carlton_1972_cool@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I’ll give you $3000 and a half full box junior mints that I left in my car last week.

    I too also heard clubs are an outstanding source of passive income: no effort, no oversight, no management required! Just plug it in and the money just starts coming out while I’m at home blowing my load!

  • juliuspepperwoodchi@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Best I can offer you is a used 4x4 Gator and some lawn mowers.

    Don’t ask why they’ve already got Bears logos on them.

  • twitchrdrm@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I know a guy in KC who might be interested, in fact he even has a background in real estate!

  • kenocada@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Throw in some riding lawnmowers and we can discuss price. Do you accept coupons?