Hi everyone, kinda new to the Chicago area so im sorry if this is not the right place to post this.

I bought some real estate on the south loop in the off season called " Club Dub ", after being promised it would be a sure thing. No one other than Dan Feeney and his college buds have come through the doors, so im looking for a buyer.

I was assured at time of purchase that this “club dub” property would bring me a heavy passive income, but so far the only other people to walk through the doors on game night have been Russell Wilson ( only drank tap water ) and some old guy called Velus who just rides our stair lift all night.

I rang Halas Hall because Mr Poles assured me he would make use of a DJ, but now no one wants to use him.

Anyway, i’ll do you a good deal for cash, i’ll even throw in the safe that we cant open that Alan Williams left here months ago. DM me, my usual Foreman is off sick. Something about being over worked.

Thanks and god bless.