I gave my love a chicken
Well, if you write “need a man with a big cock” in your tinder bio, that’s what you get.
I just have “if you like massive dicks you’ll love my personality “
Okay, but if a guy gave me a bouquet of chicken, I’d have that face, too.
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I love the idea - chickens are hella adorable, but! I have seen this image with so many dofferent things inside the bouquet: Chocolate, art supplies, knitting yarns. Basicly anything except flowers and with slightly different people that I am inclined to ask if anyone knows the original? Was this is a trend, is the picture photoshoppend or AI generated?
Chickens are adorable? Have you ever been around chickens?
I have chickens, they are adorable. Dumb as a box of hair with no survival instinct, but adorable :)
I’ve got some buff orpintons which have very fluffy pants on, I’ve got two blue splash with puffy fluff cheeks, a silver lace wyandotte who had her best formalwear on, and some olive eggers which are your standard chicken looking chicken, but they are super friendly whoch makes them cute too!
Yeah chickens are as funny as they are dumb! I was once working at a friend’s farm. She has a henhouse nearby where we were working, and the chickens were there doing chicken stuff very close to their house.
At a certain point I was digging and hoeing and stuff, minding my own business. At a certain point I felt like I was observed, I turned my head and I saw that I was surrounded by the chickens. They looked at me like “oiii mate, nice dirt you have right there! i reckon there’s plenty of earthworms to be found eeeeh?” I started laughing because those chickens all day didn’t pay attention to me not even for a second. But as soon as I moved a little bit of dirt they came running!! Not even when I fed them they ran so fast!!!
Another time one of the chickens managed to jump over the roof of their house. We don’t know how she did it. The point is that she didn’t know how to get back. We tried to help her but she was scared. We tried everything but it looked like there was no hope. In the end we had to put a little feed on the roof so that she was busy eating, and I was able to catch her and rescue her.
They are little goblins with very small brains but they are really cute and entertaining!
Ye lots, that’s why I like them :)
If someone came to my door and gave that to me I would propose tot hem on the spot
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(she probably heard the chicken from down the hallway and is properly excited)
Pika had a black tail!
Sorry, wrong dimension!
yeah chickens have many qualities, but certainly “stealth” ain’t one.
Flowers and dinner is always a good idea
He wants to show her his pecker.
Pecker makes it sound small. That’s a massive cock and he’s going to give it to her.
She’ll be thoroughly clucked.
With some minor adaptations, step 1 can still be “cut a hole in the box”
