Amended by u/Snapz:
Where brain worms?
Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
Don’t worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
American court now say now that safe drinking water is not a right. You’ll drink whatever liquid comes out of the tap and be happy with it. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/drinking-water-mississippi-lawsuit/
…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/
lfl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.Double the H per O
Are you saying standard water or H4O?
It’s the water equivalent of 4K
H⁴O would be impossible, since O can only leach onto 2 electrons at a time (a singe H has 1 free electron). My guess would be H²O + 2H or smth…
Just plain old H20 with a lot of marketing gibberish.
The microplastics are in your balls.
Suggesting a minor change…
Bundle both infectious bacteria together and just say “infectious bacteria”. And then add micro plastics. You missed those.
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
Which category has the cyclospora? I want to lose 5 pounds
Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It’s ones of the new staples.
So much winning
Where’s the roadkill?
You’re missing the high fructose corn syrup.
Where’s the beans?
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
Makes me think of Hoovervilles during the great depression.
Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up
What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
