Cat-spreading
She has to stabilize herself for battle, if necessary.
You know I had to do it

W I D E
OWARI DA (WIDER)
Earthbound-battle-sprite-lookin’ ass
a cat approaches

Mine charges at me and stomps her front feet, with her ears in airplane mode.
I hope you then go “aww, that’s cute” making her even angrier.
I accuse her of being “epsepshully sassssy”.
i accuse mine of wanting kisses when she’s on a rampage, which infuriates her

My cat looked spitting image. At 17 the color fades
Try and move me bro! You can’t! …due to wide stance and physics.
what’s the one thing you want most in the world? … crack
Kitty has such a hurt look to it’s face. What was your offense here?
I am also obsessed with this
Whatever you do, don’t take her to a restroom in the Minneapolis-St Paul airport.
Fuck me, that’s a deep cut! From unc to unc, NICE!
“Are you threatening me?”
Come at me bro!
Mine does the same. Is it a thing with lynx point cats?
“you dare oppose me” >:{
Ready to POUNCE in any direction!










