Try the ghostbusters version.

The same thing could be said about doing laundry.

This is funny. You’re getting heavily downvoted because it’s criticizing Linux. I don’t actually agree with the sentiment. Though I get how people might have that perception. Still, this is funny.

Also sex comes when it comes.

Is monthly not a reasonable frequency to clean a bathroom?

I’m scared to see the bathroom that needs more frequent cleaning. Are people pissing on the walls?

They’re lovers.

When you’re not looking.

I was wondering if it was in the engine compartment or something if you could just let it run in your garage and the carbon monoxide would kill them.

Where in your car and how did you end up getting rid of them?

Most boomers are not antivax though. They saw what polio could do. They saw this shit works.

Fuck Digg fuck Reddit

What are tax holidays?

Meanwhile, more news from 1998…

That’s either a really short bed, or a really wide bed.

I made sure not to watch it so not to give it viewer numbers. It was on all the network channels. I went and cleaned my bathroom instead.

lol what was it before?

Just owning a house in some areas will give you that net worth. It’s not like you don’t have to work full time and you’re just jet-setting around the world all day.

It’s basically what we used to call “middle class.” Not even upper middle class.

His kids will work at hooters.

public services() {
    do {
        !have(2);
    }
}

Then add a “profit” target to your Makefile and run:

make profit

Does anyone know the original context of this meme template pic?

I have one super small section that looks like the left, everything else looks like the right.

It’s only like a single 12x12 space in one cabinet, but this post is making me awkwardly uncomfortable about it. And it’s making me want to do something about it. But they are my most commonly used cups. So functionally it would be counter productive to get rid of them.

I need to leave this thread before my head explodes.