Many of us are also occasionally full of macroplastics.
Apparently, hospitals are removing many of these from people’s rectums on a regular basis.
What a con! That’s already an out hole. That’s like charging farmers to remove eggs from chickens. It’ll come out eventually!
Big big /S
And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.
I think it’s already known to at least cause like intestinal paralysis? I might be fat and all, but I prefer non-paralised bowels…
What are you, a chicken? koo koo kachow, koo koo kachow!
Don’t forget pfas
And all those generations are suffering increased radiation from all the nuclear bomb testing that’s been happening over the last several generations!
Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday
Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!

Land of the free
Free from cumbersome food inspections!
Our stools are loose from the chains of tyranny!
Company’s will regulate themselves!!!
I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.
Bring back leeches!

Those plastics in the image are around 1 or 0.5mm, meaning milimeter. Micro from micro plastic implies they are 1000 times smaller.
Bad image, reeeeeee.
Sir, this is a Lemmy Shitpost.
Reeeeee

I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D
Shit!
Round up
That’s diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.
Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.
At my age, it’s lead and microplastics. It’s a miracle I’m as healthy as I am.
Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen

You’re also full of ptfe
Mmm forever chemicals
Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored
New dating site, microplasticsonly.com














