Next week they’ll be back on the Epstein Files, to distract us from all the wars he’s losing.
Is this what playing 4D chess looks like?
Only if the “D” stands for Dumbassery.
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly…
Perhaps he’ll die…
Quick! Someone find a horse!
It’s where all the Palestinians are hiding these days. Right?
What happened to Greenland and Canada?
Shhhhh! His dementia has allowed them a few minutes Peace. Don’t remind him.
They put up a fight. Pedo rapists don’t like that.
Did they bite his penis too!?
We have Danielle Smith and Pierre Polievre to deal with. Even without Trump threatening us we still have major right-wing shitheads trying to fuck us over.
You leave the north out of this we have our own problems… it’s cold
Can we please just leave Cuba alone!? It seems like the US is just hell-bent on screwing them over forever
We’ve been leaving them alone for decades, that’s most of the problem. We need to open up trade and tourism with them, and BOTH nations will benefit. This idea that we have to drive Communism out by being mean to them clearly hasn’t worked for 60 years, it’s not going to work now. We might as well learn to get along. I’d love to visit Cuba.
Excellent point!
Sorry best i can do is prison colony.
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Soon he’s gonna have to release the remaining epstein files to distract from all the wars of distraction he started
The more that shitgibbon tries to start stuff with other countries, the more I feel the wildest trumpstein claims feel more valid.
Murdering a newborn? Probably. Blowing Bubba? Possibly. EATING A BABY??? Yeah that is probably true now. If rape of children don’t lose him MAGAts, then maybe cannibalism would.
Oh, yeah, the one thing I’ve learned from the Epstein Files is that those Pervoids are far worse than anything a normal person could imagine. I wouldn’t have believed some of that stuff before, but now I know it’s probably worse than we really know. Murdering and eating babies? Probably true. Why not? EVERYTHING else has turned out to be true.
He used a Jesus effigy as a butt plug while having gay sex with a Democrat!
The horsemen of the apocalypse Gish galloping
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