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:: clears throat ::
Leave. Your. Phone. At. Home.
Best online dating profile I’ve seen in a while.
That mug shot says he’d do it again.
🫡
Imagine simping for a group of inbreds that got fucking cucked 160 years ago.
Good on this patriot. Fuck inbred Confederate cosplayer dipshits.
The sex talk is strong in this one.
Imagine simping for a group of inbreds that lasted half as long as the Republic of Texas lasted as an independent nation, not the best example I know. Also imagine simping for a group of inbreds that lasted fewer years than the Nazis, also not the best example.
Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
The Nickelodeon run of You Can’t Do That On Television (1981-1990)
Tom Baker’s portrayal of The Doctor on Doctor Who (1974-1981)
The AMC Gremlin (1970-1978)
The Ford Pinto (1971-1980)
The reign of the Petronas Towers as the tallest buildings in the world (1998-2004)
The partnership of the Cookie Crisp Crook and his dog, Chip (1990-1997)
Russia’s 30 day special military operation has (or very soon will) last longer than the confederacy.
What’s the charge? Lowering a flag? A cowardly confederate flag?
I think this boy is a hero. However the charge is that someone own that flag. Public or private property. I can’t pull the trump flags off of the white truck that drives around all day.
I hate that truck and its stupid flags but I can’t touch them without getting arrested.
This kid knew what he was doing.
Btw I did confront the white truck guy when he was doing work for a Mexican family. “No flags today huh? Decided your 4 trump flags would ‘fly’ with these customers. It’s wild because I thought beliefs were something a person should stand for. For example I would never take a job from, you can’t pay me to tolerate trump.”
People may not like it, but you’re right.
I see you know your fascism well.
I thought this was America! Isn’t this America? I’m sorry, I thought this was 'merica.
This is democracy manifest.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
A succulent confederate flag?
That’s why we call it ourmerica and not theirmerica
Congratulations miss pawnee.
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY RACISM!
What is the charge?! Losing a war? Losing a bigoted treasonous war?!
I think the only charge that would stick is impersonating an Oblivion NPC.
Probably trespassing.
As a white man who lived in Atlanta for a time, I can’t express how weirdly delighted I am that a white boy from Atlanta did this.
Maybe there is some hope.
I lived in Atlanta in the '80s, in a house on Confederate Ave. I recently tried to find that house (which was built in 1843, which was kind of cool) but I couldn’t. Turns out they renamed Confederate Ave., which is also kind of cool.
The house was just a couple of blocks from Grant Park, and I always thought it was great that Atlanta had a park named after General Ulysses S Grant. Of course I’m an idiot and it was actually named after a different Grant.
"Of course, I’m an idiot… "
I don’t know how many times I’ve said that in my life… maybe because I’m an idiot.
That man should have done a lot more burning.
Why not raise the black flag instead?
I am from northern metro Atlanta, and I’d like to request the giant flag owned by the literal KKK in Dahlonega be his next target.
Good news, Atlanta man! There is a 1.5 hour road trip waiting for you up north. Get ready for the adventure of your life!
Easier said than done. It remains under armed guard and you have to cross a large field to get to it.
Use a drone with a lighter attached
You gotta be more of a Blitch man
Bring in the mortars and canons, boys.
Bring in the sculptors and reshape them in to MLK, Susan B Anthony, and Harvey Milk. Watch the good ol’ boys squirm.
(Pete didn’t mean it like how I mean it btw)
John Moses Browning has a plan for you
I sometimes daydream about shooting a rocket launcher at Stone Mountain.
Bad Blitch Alert
I’m Quick James, Blitch!
We respect a bad Blitch in this house o7
You sly son of a Blitch!
Blitch, please.
You lost how long ago? Take your losers flag down and get a life.
There’s a huge confederate flag flying in Washington state off of I-5 as of a few years ago.
a sign said it was patrolled by armed guard
Flamethrower drone it is, then.
Not to worry. He’s just a cowardly traitor, as is tradition.
Nailed it, thank you for looking it up I am too busy reading about hyenas busy bee busy bee
How far away are flame throwing drones?
They’ve been around for a while. Ukraine has been using them to great effect.
James Blitch. More like James-ain’t-no-bitch.
