Some people’s unfortune, other people’s luck.

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I am giving away two smushes of Saponificio Varesino Tundra Artica. In order to claim a smush, you need to:

  • live in the EU
  • feel comfortable enough to send me your real ID and address
  • commit to use it and post about it on this piefed instance (and you will need to do this, because I will know where you live)

Attribution will proceed on a random draw with Python in 48 hours (or when I can be arsed to look this up). Please post anything below to manifest your interest. If you have won, we will figure out a way to contact securely.

Good luck, lemminards and piefolk!

      • FWAaron@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 天前

        Nah I’m pretty set on getting a SV soap but wouldn’t have hurt to try a smooth if it wasn’t a hassle. Thanks for the offer!

  • walden@wetshav.ingMEnglish
    2·
    3 天前

    LatherBot out

    Saponificio Varesino will remain in my “never had the pleasure of trying it” bucket.

    • gcgallant@wetshav.ingEnglish
      3·
      2 天前

      Probably the most amazing vegetal soap base created to date, with the most sophisticated and well-balanced fragrances in wetshaving! How’s that for generating FOMO?

      (I may have exaggerated a little, but I’m from the US. Exaggeration is currently our nation’s only consistent policy.)

      • PorkButtsNTaters666@sub.wetshaving.socialOPEnglish
        2·
        23 小时前

        the most amazing vegetal soap base created to date, with the most sophisticated and well-balanced fragrances in wetshaving

        the likes of which have never been seen before. People come to see me with tears in their eyes saying: Sir, this is the most beautiful soap I have ever used in my life!

      • walden@wetshav.ingMEnglish
        4·
        3 天前

        That’s true, but really that just gives the man with the orange makeup 150 days to make tariffs go through the proper channels using threats, bribes, and other illegal methods.

        • gcgallant@wetshav.ingEnglish
          1·
          2 天前

          And to compensate for the cost increase of orange makeup, presidential self-enrichment must increase in-kind.