Some people’s unfortune, other people’s luck.

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I am giving away two smushes of Saponificio Varesino Tundra Artica. In order to claim a smush, you need to:

  • live in the EU
  • feel comfortable enough to send me your real ID and address
  • commit to use it and post about it on this piefed instance (and you will need to do this, because I will know where you live)

Attribution will proceed on a random draw with Python in 48 hours (or when I can be arsed to look this up). Please post anything below to manifest your interest. If you have won, we will figure out a way to contact securely.

Good luck, lemminards and piefolk!

    • walden@wetshav.ingM
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      3 days ago

      That’s true, but really that just gives the man with the orange makeup 150 days to make tariffs go through the proper channels using threats, bribes, and other illegal methods.

      • gcgallant@wetshav.ing
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        2 days ago

        And to compensate for the cost increase of orange makeup, presidential self-enrichment must increase in-kind.