Some people’s unfortune, other people’s luck.

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I am giving away two smushes of Saponificio Varesino Tundra Artica. In order to claim a smush, you need to:

  • live in the EU
  • feel comfortable enough to send me your real ID and address
  • commit to use it and post about it on this piefed instance (and you will need to do this, because I will know where you live)

Attribution will proceed on a random draw with Python in 48 hours (or when I can be arsed to look this up). Please post anything below to manifest your interest. If you have won, we will figure out a way to contact securely.

Good luck, lemminards and piefolk!

      • FWAaron@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        7 days ago

        Nah I’m pretty set on getting a SV soap but wouldn’t have hurt to try a smooth if it wasn’t a hassle. Thanks for the offer!

  • walden@wetshav.ingMEnglish
    2·
    8 days ago

    LatherBot out

    Saponificio Varesino will remain in my “never had the pleasure of trying it” bucket.

    • gcgallant@wetshav.ingEnglish
      3·
      7 days ago

      Probably the most amazing vegetal soap base created to date, with the most sophisticated and well-balanced fragrances in wetshaving! How’s that for generating FOMO?

      (I may have exaggerated a little, but I’m from the US. Exaggeration is currently our nation’s only consistent policy.)

      • PorkButtsNTaters666@sub.wetshaving.socialOPEnglish
        2·
        6 days ago

        the most amazing vegetal soap base created to date, with the most sophisticated and well-balanced fragrances in wetshaving

        the likes of which have never been seen before. People come to see me with tears in their eyes saying: Sir, this is the most beautiful soap I have ever used in my life!

      • walden@wetshav.ingMEnglish
        4·
        8 days ago

        That’s true, but really that just gives the man with the orange makeup 150 days to make tariffs go through the proper channels using threats, bribes, and other illegal methods.

        • gcgallant@wetshav.ingEnglish
          1·
          7 days ago

          And to compensate for the cost increase of orange makeup, presidential self-enrichment must increase in-kind.