Some people’s unfortune, other people’s luck.
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I am giving away two smushes of Saponificio Varesino Tundra Artica. In order to claim a smush, you need to:
- live in the EU
- feel comfortable enough to send me your real ID and address
- commit to use it and post about it on this piefed instance (and you will need to do this, because I will know where you live)
Attribution will proceed on a random draw with Python in 48 hours (or when I can be arsed to look this up). Please post anything below to manifest your interest. If you have won, we will figure out a way to contact securely.
Good luck, lemminards and piefolk!

the likes of which have never been seen before. People come to see me with tears in their eyes saying: Sir, this is the most beautiful soap I have ever used in my life!