He’s essentially playing with himself
Because being a cop is less dangerous than being a roofer.
If that doesn’t make sense to you, then congrats. You’re too smart to be a cop.
Being a cop is less dangerous than being a pregnant woman (in the US)
Being a cop isn’t even in the Top 15 of dangerous jobs. I’ve held 2 jobs in the top 5, and I never went around demanding respect because my job was so dangerous.
Pizza delivery for me. Among others, but im pretty sure that was the most dangerous one ive done. During 2020 no less
Cops are notorious pussies and scared of their own shadows. Police work is less dangerous than delivering pizzas in America but you don’t see Domino’s drivers strapped up with one hand on their gun when knocking on doors - yet police get away with this because in their mind everyone is a criminal out to get them, and not a member of their community that they swore to protect.
In case an acorn falls to the ground.
*car
The acorn fell on the car and surprised the officer, who then shot the windows out.
Edit reference: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeatedly-shoot-man-thinking-falling-acorn-rcna138829
an acorn could be seen striking the top of his patrol car
I really hope everyone at his sheriff’s office doesn’t ever let that one go. Coworkers mocking him is appropriate given the shame he did to (whatever’s left of) their reputation.
He had someone apprehended in the back of the car at the time. He fired like 5 shots into it, and luckily the guy wasent hit.
He shouldnt be mocked, but fired and arrested for gross negligence. Im sure neither happened.
EDIT: looks like he and his partner unloaded 22 shots at his handcuffed and restrained suspect, and the acorn cop resigned. It was Florida, so of course no charges were ever filed.
He should be fired and arrested, but ALSO heavily mocked.
Why, prey tell, shouldn’t he be mocked for being a compete fuckup who may murder someone do to his fuckupery?
Cause mockery is shit all compared to justice. Mock away, but I want more.
He resigned before he could be fired, but thats as far as it got. I expect he will show up at some other acab factory and put innocent people in danger again, because making fun of him didnt stop him.
They also put their thumbprint on your car when they walk up to it, in case you run away.
Can you elaborate? What is the benefit to them of having their thumbprint on the car?
My understanding is that it’s not for if you run away, but if they go missing, forensics will be able to place them with the car, before they went missing.
This is correct. I went to school to be a cop but quickly saw how fucking cliquey they are and anyone who wasn’t wasnt exactly like them isn’t accepted (I was a dumb kid, forgive me for actually wanting to help people,) so I changed career trajectories. Thank. Fuck. Anyway, yes, thats what they tell you in school - when approaching a vehicle, press your thumb/hand whatever on the rear quarter panel in the event something happens to you, they can place you at the car to make a case against the owner/occupants.
so wash your car if you’re gonna abduct a cop is what I’m hearing
Finally, a reason to wash my car
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Racism
That driver looks like he might be slightly off-white. Cops are TERRIFIED of that type of person.
off-white
This could touch off a discussion that could last for hours in my house. Off-white? Do you mean Eggshell? Or maybe Ecru? Or perhaps Linen?
When it comes to white paint, I tell my wife to show me her 3 favorites, I’ll pick my favorite of those three, and then paint the walls whatever color she tells me. It’s white, I don’t care.
This is what happens when you’re told to expect that every encounter with the public could end in your death.
Particularly if the public is non-white.
Because it looks pretty dumb if he had his hands in the pockets. /s (for obvious reason)
it’s how they’re trained (or how little rather). They’re essentially told that basically every interaction could potentially result in them being attacked and to stay vigilant.
It’s not that they’re trained little, it’s that their training encourages antisocial mentality and behavior and they’re never held accountable when they hurt people or break the law
And most cops are the dregs of society anyway. Violent sociopaths with control issues and irrational fear of the unknown.
And this training causes a self-fulfilled prophecy!
When you act super paranoid and aggressive because you are literally deathly afraid of every interaction, what happens to a public that is constantly dealing with that level of treatment?
All i see is some fat fuck with bad posture and a OH THAT’S THE COP. Well shit
Emotional support gun.
Can’t have officials grab their
dickmommy’s hand in public, so they get a supplement to hold on to.
He’s not getting his papers together fast enough.








