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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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    10 days ago

    “S bren s beve”

    Such words of wisdom.

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      No no

      He’s ok because he lid

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        I think there is a great distance between him and Oklahoma.

      • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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        10 days ago

        Sure, of course he lid, but I try to look for the deeper wisdom that can be harder to see.

    • evidences@lemmy.world
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      Sbren sbeve is going to carved into my tombstone.

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    I hate this “no one” meme format. Nobody ever uses it correctly. I wished it would just die.

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      No one:

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        Almost everyone, actually, I think.

        Clearly good for engagement, though.

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          Yeah, I agree. I couldn’t pass up that response, though!

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    11 days ago

    we don’t bottle up our emotions, we pressure cook with a lid on our emotions.

    And it works, in an hour you can have soft feeling beans and delicious emotion soup.

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      I always like a good homemade boul of AHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE MY FEELINGS PUSH THEM AWAY CANT SHOW EMOTION AHHHHHHH SHIT THE ONLY FEELING IM ALLOWED TO FEEL IS ANGER FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU FEEEEELINGGGGSSSSSSS soup on a cold winter day ( n U n )

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        Sounds like a good, sarcastic critique of the traditionally masculine neglect of emotions.

        Unfortunately for said critique, it fits into my pressure cooker~

    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Do you even lid, bro?

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    So difficult to keep up with the young ones’ slang these days

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      Lid me up fam

      • engywook@programming.dev
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        https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=5pKt4gaErvU

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          Well, that was hilarious!

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    useless nobody

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    sbren sbeve

  • silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk
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    Any lids in chat?

    • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t know about lids, but I know some pans…

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    Thia one goes deep, though. She’s broken because she believed [that no one would put roofies in her drink]. He’s okay because he [used his hand as a] lid.

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      I’m okay because I’m too poor to buy drinks in public.

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      Damn, where do you live? roofie Central? Little snt James?

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    sbrensbeve?

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      Obviously

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    I belive

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    🎶 she beve she beve 🎶 - ricky martin probably

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    Nothing like a good lid, so sturdy, yet able to vent vapour.

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    Is this on a cooking apron?

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