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Lead, extra strength lead, and plutonium.
1 grain Lead, heavy. 3 grains Lead, extra heavy. 1 1/4 grains Gary.
And a pinch of asbestos
That’d be the least problematic ingredient, asbestos is perfectly harmless when ingested. Only breathing the fibres in would cause lung damage, which may lead to cancer.
It’s cool bro, they were skillfully combined
That eighth of a grain of morphine sulfate is doing the heavy lifting
morphine aint got shit on chloroform
Is this an ad for abolishing the FDA?
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And that was before the invention of Heroin™ which was supposed to make all that better.
Fun fact: heroin is actually an excellent cough suppressant, legitimately.
Shame about all those other effects.
A ton of those other effects are highly sought after
Oh come on!
It’s obviously used to cancel the side effects of the deadliest entry drug ever: cannabis
Of course you look for ailments, when you cough out your lungs…
Fun time to remind people, you used to be able to buy Laudanum over-the-counter. For those who don’t know their classical medicine, or only recognize it from Amnesia: The Dark Descent, it’s typically 10% OPIUM per bottle.
Fun Fact: It was cheaper than liquor for a time, despite being a mixture of alcohol and opium, because it was classified as a medicine and exempt from a punitive liquor tax.
… this led to an explosion in laudanum abuse in Britain.
Sounds similar to the situation in Northern Europe: alcohol is taxed like crazy, it is much cheaper to get a prescription drug.
Laudanum? Amateurs.
Well it would treat pretty much every symptom I guess. With a slight side effect of opioid addiction, no biggie right?
It’s fine, it’s only plants.
Gotta treat my opioid addiction …err… I mean headaches somehow.
Sure, it won’t cure your cough, but it will ensure you no longer care about having developed one. Or much of anything else, for that matter.
Oh, it cures your cough - as long as it’s active at least
But your lungs also lose the ability to clean themselves and all the sludge just stays there
I’m not going to lie. It’s a tough call.
Back when you only needed an ounce of cough syrup to meet the Hatman
Don’t you worry, we’ll be getting snake oil in our pharmacies again soon enough.
Snake oil doesn’t sound as fun as morphine.
Oh, there will be plenty of opoids if Big Pharma can make a good buck off of it!
There was. No “if” about it.
No “was” about it either.
Is.
Daytime cold medicine might as well be snake oil for all the good it does me.
Effing killjoys
That’ll do er
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