Astounding!

Someone has been skipping leg day!

Preposterous! What can code run on if not a browser!

My SO can identify all actors by voice (she follows all films by ear because she’s playing some kind of Candy Crush game — several of them, because she runs out of levels). And as a lot of them are foreign, and dubbed, she’ll tell me that this was the guy that was doing the voice in (litany of roles).

Of course I have to pick films accordingly. She’s never seen Tenet.

Do you have any leftover screws?

Script supervisor?

They must have been one of the main markets for Polaroid. They must have been dejected when production stopped.

Narrator: “However, that Vic-20 would never be useful ever again, despite what he told himself.”

Those Japanese were sure twitchy back then…

Does anything happen when you strike them?

Us Army Inc.

You could have changed your mind though. Are you sure you didn’t change your mind?

Don’t take it out of the box! Then it won’t shrink.

Starting next month, bootstraps will be dispensed to distressed youth so they can practice pulling on them.

Some of those people have fully crossed into fantasy land and urgently need professional help (although I’m not sure either Israel or the US are the best places to find support for those who have gone away in the religious nutty realm).

They were very briefly liberated.

It depends a lot on the size of the shower stall.

As an ex kid, I only recently realised my parents taught me almost nothing. Even though I later learned a lot of very varied things, I could have started much better equipped for life. To people who chose to have kids, don’t be like my parents. It’s really crippling.

It’s literally socialism!

There you go then. It’s 80 €.

I know! Let’s put it back in cigarette filters and give them to children!