SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agothe future is now, old manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1539arrow-down118
arrow-up1521arrow-down1imagethe future is now, old manlemmy.worldSSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·11 months ago“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.” “You want to make content for TikTok?” “No! I want to be the app!”
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 months agoI want to be a firetruck
minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoAs a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months ago“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
minus-squarePreciseid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·11 months agoA few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
I want to be a firetruck
I’m Idaho
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.