• riodoro1@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    22
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    Released on a $250000 bond.

    Ah yes, you are allowed to do whatever you want as long as youre rich

  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    1 year ago

    let me get this straight… if a millionaire builds a million dollar , untested experimental craft and goes and plays in the ocean, hes fine.

    if some poor schlup scrapes together a bunch of crap into an experimental craft and foes and plays in the ocean, hes stopped, investigated, and arrested when he refuses to comply.

    why the disparity in treatment? oh right, money. people with money can do whateverthefucktheywant

  • stilgar [he/him]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    1 year ago

    Again?! Is there some kind of reverse Darwin award for doing the most stupid shit and somehow not dying?

      • vettnerk@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        True, but now and then, stupid shit by stupid people pays off:

        • “Let’s use this raft and head for open waters” -> discovers hawaii
        • “I’m sick of foraging. Imma dive into the water and pry open that thing on the rock down there” -> Oysters
        • “Why the fuck are you burning perfectly good mammoth?” -> BBQ
      • stilgar [he/him]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 year ago

        The idea is that you should die and not further your genes if you do such idiotic things (that’s the premise of the Darwin awards), this guy is very stubbornly not dying!

  • Wilshire@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    Banned from the ocean for life is a pretty hefty punishment for a Florida man. I didn’t know that was possible.

    • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      The issue was that he threatened to detonate a bomb if the coast guard got close. He also said he had knives and would kill himself.

      • MrSebSin@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        0
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        The reason this escalated is they were harassing him. They detained him for days, looking for a problem that wasn’t there.

    • JakenVeina@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      1 year ago

      I dunno, man, the guy threatened violence repeatedly, and the Coast Guard managed to non-violently de-escalate the whole thing, and get himself to peacefully surrender. At least in this case, they handled it exactly the way they should have.

      • Good_Chemistry@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        Coast guard also responds to stuff like oil and haz spills and enforces environmental laws to protect endangered marine species. I think they’re pretty OK.