Look we have enough participation trophies, we don’t want to bog down the ceremonies with another 400 awards. Also some of these people will be limping, possibly in wheelchairs. And god forbid we have a shooting at the event and we didn’t bring enough medals.

I kinda feel like this is sarcasm but I’m not even sure any more. How did we get here?

Sir, where is the meth.

She probably has a great serpentine, too.

A bit of a dry spell, huh?

Doodle is a great artist, if you can support their Patreon, please do.

Search my name by posts, Leo gets around.

Is this corruption locally sourced?

I wrote it, I guess about an hour ago. So this is the source link.

If there is a gold fringe on the flag, it makes it a navel ICC.

Shells can cause shrapnel.

Yes, this is more something you’d find in a Sweet Pickles book.

The real satire is the fascism we made along the way.

I thought about it. He’d never do it, because he’s probably pardoned himself, and wants to keep that as an escape clause.

Fair point.

We don’t have time for that any more, now we just say something is a terror cartel.

I’ve started making claim email chains with the state ombudsman cc’d in the first email. Saves so much time.

That’s correct. Everyone here making six figures will have some form of asset they could cash in if the chips came down. I sometimes feel underwater, but if I made painful cuts, I could survive. Real Americans are living day to day knowing if things get bad, they might have to sell more blood.

Well once you’re lemmy famous, you can do anything.

I wrote it, it’s a Lemmy original. Check my post history, I do lots of them.

It’s a nomadic job field.