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stpshrt@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Bread

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stpshrt@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.

    Is that to much to ask?

    • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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      Yes?

      • Zorque@lemmy.world
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        That’s censorship.

        • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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          Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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            We have the best comics on the Internet, because of jail.

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    That was pain full.

    • Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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      The pain joke was RIGHT THERE

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    You don’t have to be so sour, dough.

  • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    Next panel have the american white bread loaf show up. Have the german befriendly and ask him if he is Also some sort of baguette.

    American bread: What the fuck did you just call me

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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      I think the German and French are united in dunking on that kind of “bread”.

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        Hello, I will explain the joke. In American pronunciation baguette sounds vaguely similar to an offensive slur for homosexual men.

        an offensive slur

        faggot

        • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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          how tf do you make these sound similar enough for a joke?

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    just loafin’ around

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    oh no, there goes poland again

  • ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world
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    Say it don’t spray it

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    You joke but I love meta shit like this,

    Keep em coming!

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    I will literally answer the phone with friends/family by saying “gluten log.” Only my vegetarian friends really vibe with it.

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    Feels like an R-rated episode of Scrubs with German JD and Baguette Turk.

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      I think you’re the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.

      Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.

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        Sweet little milkmaid or evil old hausfrau, though?

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        Would Dr. Cox be a sourdough then, or would that be Dr. Kelso?

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          C’mon man. Kelso is CLEARLY a muffin man!!!

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            I… I can’t believe I botched it so hard. This will haunt me deeply.

  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that’s called ‘batard’ -bastard.

    That’s all.

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