The Forbidden Egg.
For anyone unaware of the reference:
For the Americans unaware of the reference:
Ooof
You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate
Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise
Thank you!
As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?
It’s a tickle-me-dragon-tail!
Oh nice! Let me grab my flathead screwdriver real quick…
Hm, why does it feel like my eyeballs are boiling
It’s because you’ve not stared at the blue glow long enough.
Oooooo pretty colors
You laugh you lose your intestinal lining
They banned these in the United States until they removed the shimming wedge and replaced it with the safer flat head screw driver.
Haha this one gives me an extra tingle
Hey Joe is machining your radioactive ☢️ uranium ball, Jeff will have them ready for you tomorrow morning ☺️.
…can I get an updated on the machining?
Yeah Fred is machining it. Jeff will have it ready in the morning ☺️
…can I get an update?
Yeah, Kevin is at the hospital taking Joe and Jeff but he’s coming back for the finish pass, then he’ll hand it to Mario then to Victor
Intreasting thee kinder suprise egg, has a quite metallic flavor. And a rather interesting color of blue. I will write record this and forward it to docter freeman tomorrow.
Mmmm half-life
My jaw dropped … off my face … and onto the flooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa
NEW KINDER SURPRISE ULTRA SPICY EDITION
At least the two hemispheres are separated.
Are they still.super annoying to.split apart the egg?
Gotta be. If you let it go prompt critical during shipping it won’t go critical for the end user. Need to ensure freshness. Don’t want it to taste flat.
Some assembly required
may cause explosive diarrhea
Don’t touch me I’m a dead man
