Work: “You still coming in?”
Me: “No, I got COVID.”
Some people have all the luck
Isn’t this the basis of zomb100? Where his work life was so shit that when a literal zombie apocalypse happened he finally started living the life he wanted. And it wasn’t that he dreamt of survival and shooting dead people, just a bucket list of cool things to do.
Anyway, I can relate.
Instant promotion to… Essential Worker™
Don’t we all kind of just want a Cloverfield monster to appear inexplicably from nowhere and destroy Manhattan leading the air force to nuke it
Level measuring guy from water world moment.
All must be sacrificed for glorious labour, blessed be its name, holiest of holies.
Then there’s the guy from Hiroshima still going to work in Nagasaki after surviving the first bomb.
And surviving that bomb too!
Then he went to his mother in law’s house
Guy must have a nice boss.
Is this… a Cloverfield meme?
“WRRREEEEEE!” 👋💥💨🗽
Chris Hanson would like a word sir, that is a child.
I really do wonder if the first thought to cross my mind after witnessing the beginning of an irl avengers-level threat will be “wellp at least I don’t have to go into work”.