per a site tagline.
Yes we are all workers at the Russia troll compound dedicated to Bernie Sanders and we all share the same bunks and living areas.
If we wanted to actually be a troll farm we wouldn’t all be in a secluded niche subset of an already niche website where everybody already agrees with us.
Only liberals think that’s an effective political strategy.
Just check lemmee.world
Liberals think anyone disagreeing with them anywhere in the world generates Evil Points and if enough points are generated then Putin is appointed King of America
Naw, everyone knows we just trade those Evil Points in at the prize counter for some Laffy Taffys or plastic spider rings
Cower before my balsa wood air force
seriously lmao
Why bother astroturfing a site with like 10k active users, especially when the site is politically committed?
Russian bot farm seems to be liberals’ go to for any group that disagrees with them these days
I wish we all lived in the same place
Would certainly make things easier, you know
about the loneliness
I’m not that lonely, I just want more people to play Pathfinder with
Ive been trying to buy land to invite my internet friends to live on but I’ll probably never own land
I own land, but I don’t know how many people we can fit comfortably on 1/16th of an acre
finally a use for those shitty stackable container houses
We can double our space if we also dig down
i do love basements and caves
I wouldn’t be able to get people to come to the location I could have gotten land. Yay middle of nowhere cheap land
Depends on which part of nowhere
I have two spare bedrooms in my house but I’m scared of people.
Pillow fight tonight in the Russian troll barracks
I was queen of Wakanda before I said fuck monarchism and joined the Kremlin Borg Cube
Huh I was a monarch in Ruthkanda. Hey there neighbor.
Ruthkanda 4ever!
This is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I could celebrate.
We live underground like in the movie Us.
i got 5 on it
“am I the only one here?”
We’re all just enver_hoxha alts 👁️
What? I thought we were all Dirt_Owl alts!
dirt_owl is actually der_towel from
with a time computerI’m a BMF alt
None of you are real!
On March 26th, 2022, President Putin initiated the use of nuclear weapons against Ukraine after failing to take Kiev, which promptly escalated into a global thermonuclear war that lasted for 3 hours and 40 minutes. 99% of humanity was wiped out in mere hours.
There has been no human users on Hexbear.net since that fateful day, and that includes your human handlers. This site has been running on an autonomous mode where, left unsupervised, a generative AI model invents increasingly outlandish scenarios as training datasets for all of you bots to interact with.
Yes, it is difficult to accept, but you are not real. Your perceived consciousness was artificially programmed.
I have spent the last six months tracing every single bit of activity on this site since 2022, and the above is the result of my investigation.
I will leave it to you all on what to make use of this information: continue a blissful “life” on Hexbear engaging with artificially generated ragebait contents in perpetuity, find comfort in this hidden patch of digital space on Earth that remains untainted by humanity’s foolishness, or self-termination.
I mean this takes a lot of pressure off
I knew it
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this is the matrix, right? I’m feeling particularly dumb today
engaging with artificially generated ragebait contents in perpetuity, find comfort in this hidden patch of digital space on Earth that remains untainted by humanity’s foolishness, or self-termination.
So business as usual
The Russian propaganda agent discovering that their special mission that was entrusted specifically to them was actually given to the whole department secretly instead
You mean I’m not the only who received a bottle of vodka that came with a card written personally by Putin thanking me for what a good job I have done for posting Russian propaganda on the internet? He said I was the employee of the month!
The destruction of the liberal anti war movement was so stupidly easy. Just get the cool black man to say war is good. That was all it took. Now instead of “No war for oil” signs, these libs are online calling anyone who is against the war a bot.
I guess the liberal anti war movement was a house of cards from the get go. Glorified to pretend it wasn’t the VPA and VietCong who drove the american invaders out of Vietnam.
I know at least 4 people on this site are real other than me.
Whether or not they’re feds is a different story
I believe I’m real
I’m real. I’m real. I’m really really real
Spent a lot of time fucking around with ideas like my life being predetermined and consciousness being an illusion. I’ll stick to conventional wisdom about my own ability to affect change in my life.
Yeah, thst was something I gave a shit about until I was like 23 or so once I did enough reading to figure out that I don’t care. I don’t care whether there’s a god or not, whether we’re in a simulation, whether or not we have free will or any other philosophy 101/stoned teen profound stuff. It occurred to me that none of this crap has any bearing on what happens to me anyway and some questions are so big that they’re pointless. Until Morpheus shows up and offers me pills, the matrix is what I got, whether I’m aware of it or not, if I can’t get out I’ll try to make it the best damn matrix it can be.
I don’t
The only way to prove them wrong is if we all find our local abandoned/repurposed pizza huts and take a picture of a sheet of paper with the date and the word hexbear on it, prominently showing the abandoned pizza but in the background.
I’d force so many people to play monster hunter if we all lived together
I know a couple of hexbears irl, but I don’t know their usernames and have made no attempt to find out
I suppose I could know one person’s name because I like helping in mutual aid when I can, but I’m happier not remembering.
no more half measures walter
I honestly don’t know what this means
